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"You’re going to think this is crazy, but… I’m not an organ donor because I believe in the Resurrection, and I don’t know how that can work if I don’t have my organs."
Because God is totally bound by physical realities when resurrecting the dead; and he doesn’t approve of organ donation, apparently…
"But why do I need to get an STD test? I’ve only had one partner!"
Upon breaking up with me: “You made me feel special, so thank you for that.”
Once during sex, my boyfriend “complimented” me by saying, “Oh my tight-pussy-goodness.”
He always had a way with words.
"I’m so over you, you’re nothing to me."
*proceeds to and still does run her mouth about me to our mutual friends 4 months after we broke up*
University studies takes time, I know. But I only asked for 1 text a day, so that we coul keep in touch when we did not meet in person. After refusing to do that, he sends me this:
"Babe, I just don’t have time for you right now. I think it’s better if we just stay friends for now, and see where this goes later on…"
What?!? So I am suppose to wait until you want me? FUCK THAT SHIT! I’m not a toy that you just can just put on a shelf when you got other things to do. I refuse to wait for your love.
Good bye, you selfcentered twat.
After the lovely ex pulled a gun on me while I was trying to retrieve my pets, he refused to let me take them.
Months later, he informs me that my cats are dead and his dog killed them.
Dead Cats true? No
How sick is that?
"I’m used to making a girl cum EVERYTIME I go down on her. I feel like a bit of a failure sometimes.
Not that you should fake it. I just feel like what’s the point?”
"If I could, I would go back to in time to when I was in high school."